Forget Indy. Focus the next movie on Sallah.

Really, I can't quite pinpoint the exact moment when I began to suspect Harrison Ford was not a brilliant thinker. I suspect it might have begun during his Mosquito Coast period, then when he dumped his wife and showed up sporting an earring...well, let's just say this doesn't really surprise me. I'd like to blame Calista Flockhart--for everything--but really, it's just Ford himself, proving to be a bear of very little brain. And that makes me sad. (It pisses Kevin Parrott off, but at least that makes for fun reading.)