Oh, and before I forget:

Meet the Mets, meet the Mets
Step right up and greet the Mets
Bring your kiddies, bring your wife
Guaranteed to have the time of your life
Because the Mets are really sockin' the ball
Knockin' those homeruns over the wall
East side, West side, everybody's comin' down
To meet the M-E-T-S Mets, of New York town

(Bridge)

Oh, the butcher, and the banker, and the people in the street
Where do they go? To meet the Mets
Oh, they're hollerin' and cheerin' and they're jumpin' in their seats
Where do they go? To meet the Mets
All the fans are true to the orange and blue, so hurry up and come on down
'cause we've got ourselves a ballclub, the Mets of New York town

Give 'em a yell! Give 'em a hand!
And let 'em know you're rootin' in the stands...

Come on and meet the Mets, meet the Mets,
Step right up and greet the Mets
Bring your kiddies, bring your wife
Guaranteed to have the time of your life
Because the Mets are really sockin' the ball
Knockin' those homeruns over the wall
East side, West side, everybody's comin' down
To meet the M-E-T-S Mets, of New York town,
Of Neeeew Yoooork Toooooooooooown.

Just be thankful I only do this once a year. (1963 Meet the Mets wav file available here.)

Update: You don't have to say it, I know.
My
Entire
Team
Sucks.