Things I won't comment on at length.

Because they've all been covered at length elsewhere and I have little or nothing to add:

Jimmy Carter's op/ed. Carter's a tool. Fuck 'm. I give him about as much credibility as I gave the op/ed by Castro the other day.

The Clinton/Dole 60 Minutes gig. Didn't see it. Won't see any of them, God willing.

That silly bitch Helen Thomas getting snubbed at a White House press conference. Helen Thomas RETIRED. She's a syndicated columnist now. Nobody cares, move the fuck on. [Link via LGF.]

Surrendering Iraqis. Because I have a feeling all those guys are probably dead already, and that strikes me as a grievously sad thing. [Link via CoffeeMuse at Museblog.]