I love this story.

Mark Steyn profiles George Bush, and paraphrases a recent NYT snippet that, as he says, ought to be true if it isn't:

Last week, The New York Times reported on the President's reaction to Don Rumsfeld's daily press conference. As the Times tells it, a Bush aide stepped into the Oval Office to warn him that "the unpredictable Defence Secretary" had just threatened Syria. The President looked up from his desk. "Good," he said. Then he went back to work.

Bwahaha. The rest is Steyn making the case for Bush's IQ in typically entertaining fashion. Check it out.