Oscars.

Didn't watch. Was pleased to see the clip of professional fat bastard and faux man o' the people Michael Moore get booed off the stage. Was less pleased to hear a clip of Adrian Brody's speech as it kept threatening to trigger my gag reflex. Peter Jackson continues to get screwed, but he's getting weeping all the way to the bank, so...whatever. The Oscars couldn't become any less relevant than they already were, I suppose. The only thing I'm sorry I missed was seeing Peter O' Toole do that classy Peter O'Toole thing he does.