Wrong, wrong, WRONG.
What the hell is going on with the weather? In Springfield, Ohio, on January third, it should not be in the fifties. There shouldn't have been a thunderstorm two nights ago, replete with lightning. I should be ass-deep in snow by now, perhaps with a scrim of ice on top and underneath, just to make the driving extra treacherous. As I discussed with Angela, if this keeps up much longer we're going to have a false Spring, wicked freeze, crappy real Spring, and mosquitos the size of bats all next year. Gad. Somebody fix this, please.