"Fuck you and your girlish metaphors, failure."

Udolpho reviews the movie "Cars":
[...]soulless, computer-generated offal, this cinematic excrement of such extreme putrescence that its sole redeeming virtue is that it is not presented in Smell-o-vision.
and the reviewers who promote it:
It is my fond hope that Peter Travers burns in Hell.
The fond hope of all who love movies, my friend.


Dave said...

Jeez, it was a little long and the moral premise was incorrect, but you could say that of about anything.

Kerry said...

Well, I didn't write the opinion, but I will admit to linking it gleefully because the trailer looked crapulent. I refuse to lower my standards any further.